Why i am Offline always?????

When power is on, System is fault
When system is on, windows is fault
When windows is on, monitor is fault
When monitor is on, modem is fault
when modem is on, cable is fault
When cable is on, voltage is fault
When voltage is on, server is fault
When server is on, my mood is fault
When everything is on, its monday morning

Foot Note:
Long live Bloody Asianet !!!!
Long live Bloody system mendors...